How YOU doin'?

Welcome! Thank you for viewing my inaugural posting- I am sure that reading this blog is the most rewarding thing you have done all day!

Let me begin to

acquaint you with the awesomeness that is Melvin Bear. To begin with, I am sexy (for proof, please see photo on left). Really sexy. Like, monkeys take off their

knitted bikinis and toss them at me when I show up on the scene. Moving on, I am also hungry. I have to keep up my sexy physique (again, see photo- left). This takes a lot of food. And it must be delicious food, or it is simply not worth devouring.

I am also an unusually well traveled bear. I have traveled abroad to France and Canada. Domestically, I have been to Hawaii, New York and most recently, Maine. I thought about answering the call of the wild, and joining a pack of bears in the wilderness, free to roam about and climb trees and whatnot, but then I realized that I would miss watching The Office every Thursday night.

Now, I would like to introduce you to some of my lady friends. Stage right, we have a lovely photo of me with my girl Chip. She's a brick house, and very feisty. She lives with my friend Rachel in Baltimore. I love her, but am glad that she has another home to live

in, so as to allow more time for me to devote to my other ladies. My main squeeze is this delicious female named Monkey Lauren. Bow chick a bow wow!! She is a belly dancer and extraordinarily limber!